Next Level Fitted Unisex T-shirt. Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester. Runs a little large.
It’s easy to lose all hope when you look around at just how rancorous things have become until suddenly you realize “Wait! We’ve been disagreeing since 1776!” Ahead of the election of 1800 an Adams supporter said that if Jefferson was elected “murder, robbery, rape, adultery and incest will openly be taught and practiced.” And here’s a few of the insults pitched at Honest Abe: Ignoramus Abe, Old scoundrel, liar, robber, thief, swindler, braggart, tyrant, buffoon, fiend, monster, land-pirate, lantern-jawed rail-splitting stallion. So perhaps all hope is not lost. While wearing your hope-on-a-shirt, feel free to point earnestly to your chest when you see evidence to the contrary. What all the rebellious democracies are wearing. You’ll want to know that it runs just a little bit large, since all land-pirates and rail-splitting stallions deserve to look good.